Pit Stop Crew

HIGH BLOOD POST ITO!!!! :)

On our way to Makati last Sunday we heard a loud sound …Low and behold…the right rear tire blew off. “Kuya, FLAT!!!”…then he stopped. Tsk! (Hassle!)…the time was around 1230noon Expressway, right after Sucat exit. Me and my brother went down to check the tire…damn…Anong nangyari???...Different theories ran through our heads…Napako ba tayo?...may bump ba yung gulong???...malas ba talaga tayo?!?!?...(Ganun nab a ako kabigat?? L:))…so we continued. Vlads set up the early warning device (EURO MADE ‘TO SIRRRR!)…I served as a “Traffic Girl” signaling incoming vehicles to move left…(MOVE IT!!! Tangena..naflatan kami!!! Kung hindi kayo tutulong…MOVE IT!!!).

I got the Jack and other tools. Vlads got the spare tire (Laging handa!!!). the by standers along the wire barricade were not helping…”Sir, naku..dadating na yang mga wrecker”…obviously they were waiting for us to panic and ask their help…and of of course…they will ask something in return. We didn’t mind…(Hello nakikita niyo ba yung katawan naming ng Kuya ko???) Me and vlads were very systematic thru the whole “Pit Stop” experience. We didn’t mind the heat…what the …Pero may isang atribidang ipokrita na bitch na nasa loob lang ng kotse na nagtatawag lang sa telepono niya suot suot ang hulahoop niya na earings at napakalaking shades na nagmumukha siyang bubuli!!!..anak ng tokwa..inaangat na naming ni kuya ng jack yung kotse…aba kamote naman!!!...di man lang nakaramdam…TUMULANG KA NAMAN MAMMMMM!!!...the nerve naman…susmaryosep!!!...dapat ginawa ko na yung sinabi ni jay…sinalampak ko sa bunganga mo yung IPOD mo…punyeta ka!!! Isa kang certified btichesa..kawawa ang kuya ko saiyo…PROMISE SWEAR!!! …its was one helluva experience…we were even joking…how long did it took us???...we should have timed that!!!...hahahah..but we were thankful that we were safe.

Lessons Learned: 1. Hold the steering wheel properly. 2. Ensure you have spare tires and proper tools. 3. Always be alert. 4. Have a girlfriend who’s not the bitch type! TRUST ME!!! J J J

P.S.The blown tire is hopleles…:Sir…din a poi to kaya ng BULKANAYS!”…tsk tsk tsk…new tire…GASTOS NA NAMAN!!!...ayos lang SIRRRR!!! J